Eating Out.......DENVER
What began as an opportunity to verbally release my road rage through restaurant reviews is now evolving into something a little less furious and a little more thoughtful, thanks to Jesse Livingston. I will carry on with my mission to Murder She Wrote the shit out of Denver's food and drink scene and Jesse will provide thorough and rousing reviews of television and film. Get ready because this is about to ball so hard.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Latke Love - No One Food Should Have All This Power
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Jesse Livingston - Did you know that Lost is a masterpiece with a great ending?
[SPOILERS: I'm going to tell you what the Island is, what
happened to everyone in the show, and the sequence of events in the show's
backstory]
It’s been ten years since the premiere of Lost. Lost was amazing. It broke ground and opened doors for
storytellers everywhere, demonstrating that it doesn’t matter whether or not
the plot you come up with is fucking insane: you can still engage and thrill
people with good writing, interesting characters, and fascinating ideas.
Lost
was
the best mystery/drama since Twin Peaks
(although J.J. Abrams’ previous show Alias
was pretty great as well). A lot of people hated the ending of Lost and retroactively began to hate the
entire show as a result. They forgot how much joy the unraveling mystery had
brought them over the years – each new twist inspiring a shiver of some strange
feeling never before captured in a work of fiction.
Without Lost’s fearless
writing peppered with references to obscure works of literature, would we have True
Detective today? I would
venture to say no. TV has gotten significantly weirder since Lost showed the world that people want
to see weird TV.
In celebration of Lost’s
ten-year anniversary, I thought about baking a cake in the shape of a recursive
time-loop; but I decided instead to honor the show by defending the
controversial final season. Yes, I acknowledge that there were occasional weak
spots in the show (also true of Twin
Peaks, now a touchstone of classic television). Yes, there were a few
subplots that went nowhere (also true of True
Detective; I mean, what was the
deal with Marty’s daughter?). Every show has its ups and downs.
However, the thing is, see, there are an awful lot of people out there
who think the show betrayed its audience by leaving the central mystery
unanswered, or by pulling the “it was all a dream” cliché, or by pulling the
“they were dead all along” cliché. These people did not pay close enough
attention to the show, and they might actually have liked the way it ended if
they had understood what happened.
Yes, the writers
left the central mystery unanswered. In a show whose fundamental appeal was mystery, would you really have
wanted every question answered in detail? Deep down, you know the answers would
never have lived up to your own imaginings of what was going on. What the
writers did was wrap up the characters’ various storylines in a satisfying way
and leave the mystery open to interpretation – perhaps (dare I say it) because
the mystery of the Island was a metaphor for the mystery of life itself, which none
of us will ever know the answer to. (Yeah, I know, but think about the
philosophical implications of the show and try to refute that.) However, they
left enough hints and clues along the way to allow us to piece together a basic
understanding of what the Island is and how it got to be the way it is. I will
explain all that shortly.
No, it was not all
a dream. The majority of the events in the series happened right here in the
real world, and the rest (the “limbo” or “flash sideways” parts) happened in a different
metaphysical plane of existence.
No, they were not
dead all along. They did not all die
in the initial plane crash. The finale made it very clear that each of the
characters died at different times and in different places, but that their
souls met up with each other in a sort of limbo until they were ready to move
on together.
Writer Damon Lindelof has confirmed all of this. He went back and
forth with disappointed Lost fans for
a while, explaining over and over the show’s sequence of events and what the
finale meant. He finally released a statement that basically said, “Look, I
can’t keep explaining this anymore. Those of you who get it will either like it
or hate it. Those of you who don’t get it won’t get it by having me explain it
for the hundredth time. I’m very grateful to the fans, but I’m not going to
discuss Lost anymore.” I respect him
for that. A writer shouldn’t have to fight to justify his work.
The point is, all of the facts are there in the show. Yes, the
sequence in which they occur or fit together can be confusing at times, but a
lot of the fun of Lost is figuring
all that out. It’s like putting a puzzle together that has been in stored in a
trunk in the attic since you were a kid: a few of the pieces are missing, but
you can fit most of them together to see the picture (of a cat who loves a
bunny, and with flowers).
So, it’s time to go through the finale of Lost step-by-step to see what was really going on. Those of you who
never watched the show will have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about. I
encourage you to go and watch the entire thing. It’s worth it. For those of you
who haven’t watched or thought about Lost
in a long time, hopefully it will start coming back to you as you read.
Then, when you’re finished reading, you will jump out of your chair and shout,
“He’s right! Lost was a great show
with a great ending!”
Here we go:
The Light in the cave is obviously some kind of essential energy of
the Earth that heals and renews life. The Island is the place that keeps life
and death balanced. The ancient Egyptians found the Island at some point, and
it was probably the origin of their legends of the underworld, because the
souls of dead people are able to communicate with the living there.
(The following explanation contains bits of Egyptian mythology I dug
up from Wikipedia. They weren’t hard to find, and I’ll bet you a hundred
dollars that the writers of the show seeded them into the show with the
expectation that fans would do exactly that type of digging. That’s what Lost was all about: audience
participation and putting the pieces together yourself. I’ll paste the
Wikipedia stuff at the end of this article if you want to read it.)
The Egyptians marked the Island by building the huge statue of the
goddess Taweret, who was the goddess of motherhood and also the wife of Apep,
the original god of evil. She was believed to protect the world by restraining
Apep, who wanted to destroy it. The Egyptians must have seen the smoke monster
and assumed that it was evil, creating the legend of Apep around it. In fact,
the smoke monster was merely chaotic, neither good nor evil. It assumed the
characteristics of anyone it absorbed.
The Egyptians probably built the cave and the pool/capstone, using the
electromagnetic energy of the Light/water to keep the smoke imprisoned. Without
any advanced scientific knowledge, they did not understand the details of what
they were doing; they just believed they had to protect the world from chaos,
so they found a way to imprison the smoke. (This may have happened when one of
them drank the water and was then able to “make rules.” More on that later.)
Since the Light and Darkness were probably in a natural balance when they found
the Island, they inadvertently created an imbalance by tampering with the whole
setup. By imprisoning the chaotic Darkness, they caused it to build up like a
pressure valve that has been blocked.
When Jacob and his brother (who is never named in the show) were born,
“Mother” raised them as her adopted children. However, she was already dead.
They were being raised by the smoke monster in human form. The evidence of this
is as follows: when Mother knocked out Jacob’s brother, she was somehow able to
destroy the village, kill all the men, and fill in the Well all by herself and
all while he was still unconscious. How else could she have done all this
unless she was the smoke monster? Also, she told Jacob never to go into the
Light because it was “a fate worse than death.” How could she have known what
would happen unless she had seen it happen to someone else, specifically
herself?
When Jacob’s brother killed her, he stabbed her before she had a
chance to speak to him; this is apparently the only way to kill the smoke
monster when it is in human form (one of the “rules” someone made at some
point). As a result, the smoke must have returned to the cave and been unable
to roam around anymore. However, Jacob accidentally set it free again when he
threw his brother into the cave.
This time, the smoke absorbed his brother’s personality, including his
intense desire to leave the Island. It had probably never cared about leaving
the Island before, but now that’s all it wanted to do. Jacob saw this and
dedicated his life to keeping his “brother” imprisoned, because he assumed (probably
correctly) that the Darkness was not meant to leave that place. If it did, the
balance of life and death would be irrevocably destroyed and the whole world
would die.
(Interestingly, it was “Mother” who showed Jacob how to protect the
Light, which means the smoke monster was actually responsible for imprisoning
itself. This is further proof that the Darkness, being chaotic, does not have
any inherent desires of its own. It merely takes on the desires of people it
absorbs. Since the real Mother wanted more than anything to protect the Light,
it showed Jacob how to do that.)
(Also, NOTE: the smoke monster can look like anyone it wants to. It
doesn’t just have to look like the person it absorbed. Some people may have
been confused when it looked like John Locke. Did John Locke go into the cave?
No, he didn’t. The smoke monster took the form of John Locke in order to
further its goal of getting off the Island, but the desire to get off the
Island came from Jacob’s brother. Basically, the smoke monster looked like
Locke but had Jacob’s brother’s personality.)
Drinking the water that had been affected by the Light gave Jacob
near-immortality and a limited amount of power over the Island. Thus, he was
able to “make rules” about what could and couldn’t happen there. The smoke
monster – in the form of Jacob’s brother – was also able to make rules
(remember “Mother” made it so Jacob and his brother couldn’t kill each other,
which means the smoke monster can make rules). So, they started their long game
in which Jacob tried to prove that people are inherently good and his “brother”
tried to prove they aren’t. This was really just a continuation of the argument
they had been having over the opinions given to them by “Mother.” The Light and
the Darkness don’t actually care about good and evil; the game was a construct
imposed by the personalities of Jacob and his brother.
Jacob brought all the candidates to the Island because he wanted a
replacement. He was tired of the game. He didn’t know that he could have stopped
it at any time by entering the cave and becoming the smoke monster. Either
that, or he did know but was afraid
to do so.
Desmond was special. For whatever reason, he was not affected by large
amounts of electromagnetic energy (as proved by Charles Widmore’s experiment on
him). When Desmond removed the capstone, he did not die, and therefore he was
not absorbed by the smoke monster. Desmond thought that by removing the stone
he would open a bridge between the Island and the alternate reality (“limbo” or
the “flash sideways timeline”) he could glimpse parts of.
Clearly, Hugo, Ben, and the group of people who left the Island in the
plane lived on long after Jack died in the bamboo grove. In the finale, Hugo
and Ben spoke to each other about the years they had spent together looking
after the Island, saying, “You were a great #2,” and “You were a great #1.”
They must have lived for years after Jack’s death, as did the people who
escaped in the plane (the same plane Jack saw fly over him as he was dying –
which was not the same plane that
crashed at the beginning of the show).
The “limbo” alternate reality was simply a waiting room where everyone
gathered after their various individual deaths. It started out as a dream
representation of Los Angeles and what would have happened if the plane hadn’t
crashed. They were able to live there for a while and make the choices they
should have made in life, refining their souls to prepare to move on (this is
analogous to the Hall of Two Truths in Egyptian mythology; see the stuff at the
end of this article). However, after they all found each other, they remembered
what really happened and how much they needed each other in order to let go and
move on together.
Some of them – like Ben and Anna Lucia and Michael – weren’t ready to
move on, so they stayed behind to think about their lives some more. During
their time in the limbo dream-world, they were able to appear on the Island in
the real world in order to talk to those still living. This is because the
Island acts as a gateway between life and death. Essentially, every time
someone saw a ghost on the Island (like when Jack saw his father), that person
was making an appearance from the limbo dream-world where their soul was
waiting for everyone else to die and join them (except in the cases where the
“ghost” was actually the smoke monster in human form).
An interesting consequence of all this is that Jack became the smoke
monster after he died. That’s what happens when someone (except Desmond) enters
the cave and encounters the energy of the pool. However, he only “became” the
smoke monster in the way that Jacob’s brother did. It’s more accurate to say
that the smoke monster became him. It absorbed his personality and took
on his characteristics, such as a desire to save lives and help people. Jack’s
physical body died, and his soul moved on into the next world, but the
construct of his personality merged with the smoke just as Jacob’s brother’s
and Mother’s had before him. This means that during Hugo and Ben’s time running
the Island as #1 and #2, the smoke monster was probably much nicer to people,
much more reasonable, and much more caring. In fact, it was probably more of a
smoke doctor.
There it is. That’s what happened at the end of Lost. It’s extremely convoluted, and it sounds like the ravings of
a madman, but it makes logical sense
within the universe of the show. No betrayal of the fans. No contradictory
events. Yes, I felt a little bit insane as I typed it out, but that’s what I
loved so dearly about Lost: it made
you feel insane in such a wonderfully thoughtful way. It opened up pathways in
your brain that could otherwise have remained closed your entire life without
you even knowing they were there.
For those who loved the show because of the characters, the writers
gave them a rather beautiful exit that highlighted how much they ultimately
needed each other. You can hate it for being cheesy if you want to, but it's a
boldly spiritual statement about humanity's metaphysical value.
For those who cared mainly about the show's more material questions,
the writers took care of that too. Contrary to what everyone says, they did explain
what the Island is. It's a place where the forces of life and death meet and
balance each other out. It's a place we humans don't understand but screw
around with anyway, undoing the balance – A METAPHOR FOR THE EARTH ITSELF IN
CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH THAT. They explained just enough about the Island's history
and how it functions to allow us to understand the events of the show. And yet,
they left the Island itself an unfathomable mystery, just as we true Lost fans
always wanted it to be. How did the Island come into existence? Which cultures
throughout history have encountered the Island? How does the Island function in
a scientific sense? All of that is left for us to imagine, writing our own
stories about it. Since Lost was a show that encouraged literacy and
storytelling, that's pretty fucking clever of those writers, in my opinion.
In summation, Lost was a masterpiece of crazy, out-there
storytelling with a great, well-thought-out ending. You don't have to like the
show, you just have to acknowledge that I'm right. It's been ten years. It's
time to give Lost its due.
Thank you, Lost. You were a
good Lost. We need more like you.
Here’s the Wikipedia stuff about Ancient Egyptian mythology. I promise
it supports everything I just said, but keep in mind that the correlations
aren't exact. There are multiple versions of each myth, as you'll see. The idea
is that the mythology of the Egyptians was inspired by what they saw on
the Island:
In ancient Egyptian religion, Ammit (also spelt Ammut and Ahemait, meaning Devourer or Bone Eater) was a female demon with a body that was part lion, hippopotamus and crocodile. [the statue] A funerary
deity, her titles included “Devourer of the Dead,” “Eater of Hearts,” and
“Great of Death.” Ammit lived near the scales of
justice [Light/Darkness] in Duat, the
Egyptian underworld. [the Island] In the Hall of Two Truths [the
alternate reality “limbo”], Anubis weighed the heart of a person against Ma'at, the goddess of truth, who was sometimes depicted symbolically as an
ostrich feather. If the heart was judged to be not pure, Ammit would devour it,
and the person undergoing judgement was not allowed to continue their voyage
towards Osiris and
immortality. [they had to remain in limbo, like Ben] Once Ammut swallowed the heart, the
soul was believed to become restless forever
[this part of the myth was probably created when the Egyptians
saw dead people wandering around the Island];
this was called "to die a second time." Ammit was also sometimes said
to stand by a lake of fire. [the
pool with the capstone] In some traditions, the unworthy hearts were cast into
the fiery lake to be destroyed. [possessed by the smoke
monster?] Some scholars believe Ammit and the
lake represent the same concept of destruction. Ammit was not worshipped, and
was never regarded as a goddess; instead she embodied all that the Egyptians
feared, threatening to bind them to eternal restlessness if they did not follow
the principal of Ma'at. Ammit has been linked
with the goddess Tawaret, who has a similar physical appearance and, as a
companion of Bes, also protected others from evil. [the Egyptians got their gods mixed up sometimes; Tawaret
is the same as Ammit; technically the statue was of Tawaret, the protector of
the Light]
In Egyptian mythology, Taweret (also spelled Taurt, Tuat, Taueret, Tuart, Ta-weret, Tawaret, and Taueret, and in Greek, Θουέρις "Thouéris" and Toeris)
is the Egyptian Goddess of childbirth and
fertility. [Hence the Island's affect on pregnant mothers] The name "Taweret" means, "she who is great" or
simply, "great one". When paired with
another deity, she became the demon-wife of Apep,
the original god of evil. [Apep
would be analagous to the smoke monster, although the Egyptians only assumed
the smoke monster to be evil] Early during
the Old Kingdom,
the Egyptians saw female hippopotami as less aggressive than the males, and
began to view their aggression as only protecting their young--not territorial,
as was male aggression. Consequently, Taweret became seen, very early in
Egyptian history, as a deity of protection in pregnancy and childbirth. As a
protector, she often was shown with one arm resting on the sa
symbol, which symbolized protection, and on occasion she carried an ankh, the symbol of life, or a knife, which would be used to threaten evil
spirits. As
the hippopotamus was associated with the Nile,
these more positive ideas of Taweret allowed her to be seen as a goddess of the
annual flooding of the Nile and the bountiful harvest that it brought. Ultimately, although only a household
deity,
since she was still considered the consort of Apep, Taweret was seen as one who
protected against evil by restraining it. [that's
why the Egyptians built the statue; they believed Tawaret needed to protect the
world from the Island's Darkness by keeping it imprisoned under the capstone;
if they hadn't put the capstone there, things probably would have been very
different; essentially, they messed with a natural balance as humans are wont
to do]
Apep
formed part of the more complex cosmic system resulting from the identification
of Ra as Atum, i.e. the creation of Atum-Ra, and the subsequent merging of the Ogdoad and Ennead
systems. Consequently, since Atum-Ra, who was
later referred to simply as Ra, was the solar deity, bringer of light, and thus the upholder of Ma'at, Apep
was viewed as the greatest enemy of Ra, and thus was given the title Enemy of
Ra. [Darkness (the smoke
monster) is the enemy of Light, although only in the Egyptians' dualistic
worldview]
As the personification of all that was evil, Apep was seen as a
giant snake/serpent, [!!!!!!!] crocodile, or occasionally as a dragon in later years, leading to such titles as Serpent from
the Nile and Evil Lizard. Some elaborations even said that he stretched 16 yards
in length and had a head made of flint. He is sometimes known as the “chaos snake.” [again:
!!!!!!!!; could the correlation with the chaotic smoke monster be any clearer?] Tales of Apep's battles against Ra were elaborated during the New Kingdom.
Since nearly everyone can see that the sun is not attacked by a giant snake
during the day, every day, storytellers said that Apep must lie just below the
horizon. This appropriately made him a part of
the underworld. [the
Island] In some stories Apep waited for Ra
in a western mountain called Bakhu, where the sun set, and in others Apep lurked just before dawn, in
the Tenth region of the Night. The wide range of
Apep's possible location gained him the title World Encircler. It was thought
that his terrifying roar would cause the underworld to rumble. [just as the smoke monster did] Myths sometimes say that Apep was
trapped there, because he had been the previous chief god and suffered a coup d'etat by Ra, or because he was evil and had been imprisoned. [Jacob;
his brother; I REST MY CASE. I REST IT.]
As a reward for reading all this, you get a link to this hilarious list by Lindy West: “Every Single Person on Lost, Ranked From Most to Least Annoying.”
As a reward for reading all this, you get a link to this hilarious list by Lindy West: “Every Single Person on Lost, Ranked From Most to Least Annoying.”
Monday, March 10, 2014
Jesse Livingston - Five things you may not have realized about 'True Detective' - SPOILERS
(SPOILERS)
1. Errol
(the scarred man) was not the Yellow King. He was the “green-eared spaghetti
monster.” As far as I know, he never referred to himself as the Yellow King,
and anyone else who spoke of the King didn't refer to him as the King. It's
never even established that he was the leader of the cult of child-killers.
He's simply a deeply insane relative of those in power who were involved in the
cult. Certain scenes may have implied that Errol was the Yellow King,
but he turned out to be nothing more than a sad, sadistic man who is never
shown to have power over anyone but his crazy half-sister. I don't think anyone
involved in the cult ever explained who or what the Yellow King actually was.
[If I'm wrong about this, please let me know.] One of them said, “he's the one
who eats Time.” Errol's half-sister said, “He's coming for you. He's worse than
anyone.” But she probably wasn't referring to Errol. She loved Errol, and Errol
didn't seem “worse than anyone.” He was pretty strong, but they took him down
with one shot to the head.
2. The
Yellow King could be a pan-dimensional demon. Dora Lange's journal says
she “closed her eyes and had a vision of the King in Yellow moving through the
forest.” It's never made clear whether she picked up this image from the cult
or whether it came to her in the same way that Rust's visions come to him. Rust
says he sometimes felt like he was “mainlining the secret truth of the
universe.” If his visions are real, then the Yellow King may be a real
supernatural force that pervades the world, eating Time and the blood of
children. Rust's final vision could be of this force. This interpretation would
conform to the narrative of the show's literary source: Robert W. Chambers' The
King in Yellow. Chambers' stories describe the King as a “phantom of
truth,” a herald of evil and destruction. In Chambers' stories, the King exists
within a fictional play that drives anyone who reads it insane. It's implied
that people who read the play learn the truth of life and that the only solution
is to go mad or kill themselves. It could be that the members of the cult are
reenacting this play in some way, or they may simply be driven insane by the
truth the King has revealed to them. It's left ambiguous so that the viewer can
believe in a supernatural explanation if they want to.
3. The
Yellow King is most likely not meant to be taken literally. Rust was on a lot
of drugs over the years and doesn't trust his own visions. His final vision of
a glowing cyclone hanging in the air would probably be glowing yellow if he
were meant to be seeing an actual demon called the Yellow King. Instead, it's
glowing blue, which probably means he's just seeing a distorted version of the
empty circle of sky at the top of the room he's in. The episode is called “Form
and Void,” and Rust is seeing form where's there's actually void. That's his
whole problem throughout the series: he sees darkness as a form – a
quasi-sentient pattern of evil that preys on the living – instead of seeing
darkness as the void of chaos and random violence it really is. As a detective,
he's trained himself to see patterns, but he begins to see them even when
they're not there. As he himself says, “Be careful what you get good at.” The
mythology of the Yellow King provides a corporeal figurehead for him to pursue
when he's really going after the metaphysical ideas of death and evil.
4. Rust
has served the Yellow King his whole life. When Rust enters “Carcosa” in the
final episode, he hears a voice speaking to him. However, that voice isn't
Errol's. Errol is running away through the tunnels. The voice sticks close to Rust,
following his every move. Errol is never shown speaking to Rust except when he
stabs him and says, “Take off your mask” (I don't think we even see him saying
those words – his mouth is out of frame). When Rust enters the tunnels, we see
a shot of just the top of his head and his eyes as he looks around and the
voice begins to speak. This is a clue that the voice Rust is hearing is
entirely in his head. It calls him “little priest,” implying that he's been an
acolyte of the darkness all along. He's been evangelizing for the darkness,
telling anyone who will listen about how meaningless and horrific life is. The
pain of losing his daughter turned him into a servant of the Yellow King
(symbolically). His whole world became Carcosa (symbolically). On some level,
he knows this, and the voice in his head is his own mind telling him how far
he's fallen (unless you believe the Yellow King is real, in which case, it's the
Yellow King – a personification of the darkness – telling him how close he is
to madness). Whether figuratively or literally, Rust has let himself become an
agent of evil. Remember the scene where he told the woman to kill herself
without a hint of remorse? His true accomplishment at the end of the series is
using his intelligence and skill to track himself down, realizing what an
obsessive and hollow monster he's become, and seeing through the darkness to
the love that waits beyond. In a sense, he does take off his mask.
5. True
Detective is all about storytelling. In the interview that frames the show,
the two detectives tell their own version of what happened in 1995, keeping the
real story a secret. They tell stories to each other and to themselves about
what's really going on. Marty tells himself stories about how he can keep his
life in balance by cheating on his wife. He tells himself a story about how
he's a good man with rules that make sense. Rust tells himself stories about
how empty and evil life actually is. He tells himself a story about how all men
are bad men and humans are just evolutionary mistakes. Robert Chambers' notion
of a play that drives people insane relates to this theme in the show. Both men
tell themselves stories about themselves that ultimately drive them crazy and
destroy their lives. However, there's hope at the end when they are able to
change their stories just slightly – enough to allow a sliver of light to creep
in. Marty is able to reach out to his family and tell them that he needs them
rather than pushing them away. Rust is able to admit that love exists somewhere
in the universe and that he may be able to find it again. In the final scene,
Marty reminds Rust of the stories he used to tell himself about the stars in
Alaska. Rust says he made up those stories because he had nothing else to do.
Marty and Rust are both lost in the darkness with nothing else to do but make
up stories. By working with, fighting with, and talking with each other over
the years, they're able to see some good in themselves. They bring down a few
evil men, leaving thousands of other evil men out there in the darkness doing
horrific things; but because they recognize that they themselves can be good
men, in their small corner of the world, the light is winning.
6. INTERESTINGBONUS
TRIVIA: Rust explains that he experiences synesthesia – the condition in which
the brain confuses input from one sense with the input from another sense. The
famous artist Wassily Kandinsky also experienced synesthesia. He wrote a play
about it called The Yellow Sound.
From Wikipedia:
The Yellow Sound is a one-act opera without dialogue or conventional plot, divided into six "pictures." A child in white and an adult performer in black represent life and death; other figures are costumed in single colors, including five "intensely yellow giants (as large as possible)" and "vague red creatures, somewhat suggesting birds…."
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