cafe bar - The power of Christ compels you - or at least me - I can't stop going

CafeBar
295 S. Pennsylvania St.
Denver

I'm so hot for cafebar right now.  I feel like I have been there week after week after week with different people, for different reasons, and every time is like the first time because this place changes your destiny.  You walk in in the door thinking everything is going fine and then you notice that up is down, everyone is wearing hats on their feet, and hamburgers eat people. Whatever it is that you are searching for to fill the void of nothingness that surrounds you dissolves immediately, so fear not my child I have found the cure for your everything problems.

Let's begin with my raison d'être, the fiery gimlet that warms my throat as it soothes my soul.  I don't spend a lot of my time drinking the hard liquor as a lady is often frowned upon for pounding a $25 cocktail, but this little guy has single handedly managed to educate me on the beauty of a sippin drank.  So thank you most elegant of gimlets. I treasure you more with each moment of passion we share as I feel the depth of your fiery essence slide so effortlessly down my gullet.

Secondly, the food is the tits so eat it. 

Salads, charcuterie, brussel sprouts, tater tots I dare you to be disappointed.  They are even bringing back their corn dog for the summer months and while I have never been very successful eating anything on a stick - or a cone - or anything that one is supposed to eat en route to something, I will support this movement only because I know some people who are dying to go down on some fancy ass corn dogs.  You know who you are.

I hate to interrupt this broadcast, but I need to mention the eruption of tater tots in the Denver.  Yes, yes, I am well aware of the fact that they are the sliders and beet salads of the next three years and I am sure I will be sick to death of seeing them in a few months, but I like where people are taking them right now because sweet potatoes are so 2000 and make me want to barf.  I finally hit Über Sausage the other day, and while my sausage sandwich was nice and would suffice, my interest in it was suffocated by the most refreshing tater tots in the history of the world.  Perfectly crisp and lightly covered with crema fresca & mango pico de gallo.   Deeeeelight.  Anyway - keep it up tatertots until I become bored with you in a week and tell the world I hate your guts.

Anyway - as I said before - go to cafe bar  - it's the tits.